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Fire in the Hole
Here’s what you, the brave reader, need to know. Fire Down Below has a sequel. I know; everyone’s super surprised that Amazon allowed me to keep the poop-your-pants book up all this time.
In Fire in the Hole, Dove’s sausage-loving neighbor has realized he’s wildly in love with her lurchingly awkward butt. Johnson is the pharmacist of her dreams until he tells her over Twitter—goddamnit—that he has plans with an ex-girlfriend.
Duke scrapes Dove off her apartment floor and takes her to his cousin’s wedding. As Pissboy and Cross-eyed Knockers tie the knot, Duke could just kick himself in the balls when he sees Johnson and Beth at the same venue driving Dove insane with jealousy.
Will Dove give up everything, even her self-esteem, to get Johnson’s johnson between her legs? Or will the scent of spiced meat inspire Dove to rip off Duke’s sausage-and-egg underwear forever?
Yup. I can publish this. No law against it… yet.
In Fire in the Hole, Dove’s sausage-loving neighbor has realized he’s wildly in love with her lurchingly awkward butt. Johnson is the pharmacist of her dreams until he tells her over Twitter—goddamnit—that he has plans with an ex-girlfriend.
Duke scrapes Dove off her apartment floor and takes her to his cousin’s wedding. As Pissboy and Cross-eyed Knockers tie the knot, Duke could just kick himself in the balls when he sees Johnson and Beth at the same venue driving Dove insane with jealousy.
Will Dove give up everything, even her self-esteem, to get Johnson’s johnson between her legs? Or will the scent of spiced meat inspire Dove to rip off Duke’s sausage-and-egg underwear forever?
Yup. I can publish this. No law against it… yet.
211 pages
First published September 19, 2015
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As Indy, Aster and Zinny navigate through dangerous situations, unexpected romances emerge and alliances are formed in the most unlikely of circumstances. Their bachelorette vacation ends up with a lot more weapons and scary men than anyone anticipated.
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February 10, 2017
Can you believe there's a sequel? And yes, I read this colonoscopy of a book. It was in one of those moments where you think watching Vh1 reality shows are interesting. Same thing, but this was so much worse than any reality show, ever.
This second poopy pants of a book is all about the aftermath of TSTL chick's new relationship with TSTL pharmacist. They did the deed, now they're maybe dating? Yeah, no one knows. In all his retardedness, pharmacist tweets he has to go to a wedding with his ex super bitch fiancee. Poopy pants chick is devastated and cries it out on greasy sausage junk guy's chest. Greasy Junk guy realizes he's now tingly in his groin for PP chick and wants to make her feel better/get into her pants, so he invites her to his cousin's wedding as his plus one.
And omg, would you like believe it, but omg, like both weddings are at the same hotel. Like serendipity. Yeah. What follows is a bunch of visual miscommunication, "she saw & thought....", but was wrong, and "he saw & thought...", but was wrong. That old gag. Lots of poop, fart, ass, etc. "jokes" or "humor." Pharmacist is on the outs with PP girl, and now Greasy Junk is in the lead. Blah blah blah, oh my, the mystery, who will she end up with?
This book was actually worse than the first book. Yes, WORSE. You know why? Because it had the POV's of her shitastic BFF's, the I-wanna-be-on-trend girl & the 10 words a day girl. They both need to be committed. Out of trend girl falls in love with a Frenchman, who is the king of Disney Epcot France in the Small World exhibit. Yeah, it's painful to even read here, I know. She follows his fake French ass on his quest to become a man with descended testicles. True love.
Ten Words a Day girl, she's in love with Greasy Junk and goes batshit when she finds out he's in love with PP girl. Her crazy goth ass goes after them.
Conclusion: Self publishing is going to bring about the apocalypse. This book should be used as the lining for an animal's cage. Save yourself and forget you ever knew this book existed. I'm off to bleach my brain and douse in holy water.
This second poopy pants of a book is all about the aftermath of TSTL chick's new relationship with TSTL pharmacist. They did the deed, now they're maybe dating? Yeah, no one knows. In all his retardedness, pharmacist tweets he has to go to a wedding with his ex super bitch fiancee. Poopy pants chick is devastated and cries it out on greasy sausage junk guy's chest. Greasy Junk guy realizes he's now tingly in his groin for PP chick and wants to make her feel better/get into her pants, so he invites her to his cousin's wedding as his plus one.
And omg, would you like believe it, but omg, like both weddings are at the same hotel. Like serendipity. Yeah. What follows is a bunch of visual miscommunication, "she saw & thought....", but was wrong, and "he saw & thought...", but was wrong. That old gag. Lots of poop, fart, ass, etc. "jokes" or "humor." Pharmacist is on the outs with PP girl, and now Greasy Junk is in the lead. Blah blah blah, oh my, the mystery, who will she end up with?
This book was actually worse than the first book. Yes, WORSE. You know why? Because it had the POV's of her shitastic BFF's, the I-wanna-be-on-trend girl & the 10 words a day girl. They both need to be committed. Out of trend girl falls in love with a Frenchman, who is the king of Disney Epcot France in the Small World exhibit. Yeah, it's painful to even read here, I know. She follows his fake French ass on his quest to become a man with descended testicles. True love.
Ten Words a Day girl, she's in love with Greasy Junk and goes batshit when she finds out he's in love with PP girl. Her crazy goth ass goes after them.
Conclusion: Self publishing is going to bring about the apocalypse. This book should be used as the lining for an animal's cage. Save yourself and forget you ever knew this book existed. I'm off to bleach my brain and douse in holy water.
September 20, 2015
Praise for Fire in the Hole:
“Reading this book will give you haemorrhoids.” ~EL James, #1 NTY Bestseller
“Please take this garbage and shove it up the hole before it catches fire. Possibly the worst book ever.” ~Joy Fulcher, Amazon Best Selling Author
“Good God. Not again.” ~Tijan NYT Bestseller (who allows payments for friendship)
“Last book came with maxi pads. What's next? An industrial-sized tub of Vagisil?” ~Tina Reber, NYT Bestseller
“I think I'd rather read a bowl of alphabet soup Elle Jefferson Queen unicorn
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ... why did I agree to read this again?” ~Mary Elizabeth, Mother of Dragons
“Wait... what? Again? Does she own stock in those protective pads?” ~Nancee Cain, Amazing Author
“Hang on to your vagina (or mine), Debra Anastasia is writing another sick piece of shit? WHY????” ~Ana, Ana's Attic Book Blog
“Debra slapped me with her lady lips, pinned me down with her bosom, shoved my face against her hairy legs and threatened me to write this review...it's "great.” ~Meghan Quinn, Queen of the Obscene
“Takes an asshole to recognize a crap story.” ~Season Vining, Amazing Author
“I thought seeing the search results for 'Blue Waffle' was the most traumatic experience I'd ever suffered. But no. This book was far worse.” ~Cora Brent, NYT Bestseller
“This book had my anus puckering in fear!” ~Anne Mercier, Amazon Bestselling Author
“Debra broke the hole code! What happens in the hole is supposed to stay in the hole!” ~Rochelle Paige, Amazon Bestseller
“Are you kidding me? My eyes only just stopped bleeding from the last one!” Nicki Elson, Author of Romantic Things
“Have the brain bleach on standby!” Carol Oates, Amazon Minor Category Bestseller (but major talent!)
“Still no.” Jamie McGuire, #1 NYT Bestseller
"I was an innocent person, then Debra Anastasia happened." King Midian
"I thought Debra Anastasia was dead." Angie Lynch, CEO and President of Shameless Book Club
"So...has to be related to Fire in the Hole or should I say fart?!" ~Pepper Mint, Reader
“This book makes a case of genital warts seem like winning the lottery.” Helena Hunting, NYT Bestseller
"This is worse than Godfather III!" ~Daisy Prescott, USA Today Bestseller
“This book is unforgettable, unless you pay for a lobotomy and three rounds of shock therapy like I did.” ~Katherine Stevens, Amazing Author
"Debra Anastasia's work is consistent... consistently bad. Fire In The Hole might be the worst book ever published. Someone, please, please take her computer away." ~K.A. Robinson, NYT Bestseller
"Wait. I was supposed to READ this?!" ~Jillian, READ-LOVE-BLOG
“Debbie Macomber writes one hell of a story!" ~Vi Keeland, NYT Bestseller
"Our do not read list has one author: Debra Anastasia." ~The Rock Stars of Romance Book Blog
"This book was like an itch I couldn't scratch." ~Penelope Ward, NYT Bestseller
“Fire in the Hole is a grand piece of literary genius filled with lyrical prose and elegant writing. It is sure to be the next Great American Novel…ha ha ha, just kidding. The pages I tore out and used to clean my toilet bowl, however, made the porcelain sparkle, so there’s that.” ~Tara Sivec, USA Today Bestseller
“Seriously, Debra, enough with this bullshit. I had to see a therapist after reading the first book. I'm sending you the bill.” ~JM Darhower, USA Today Bestseller
“She's written another book? Guess we have more paper pages to use as TP if we run out....” ~Liv Morris, USA Today Bestseller
"I still haven't read this book." ~Aesta, Aestas Book Blog
“Debra's work is best read by a roaring fire. It's easier to burn the evidence.” ~CJ Roberts, NYT Bestseller
"Gaaaaaaaawd...Please. No more. Make it stop." ~LB Simmons, USA Today
"I caught something that made my vagina itch by chapter 5. Reader beware!" ~Robin Covington, Amazing Author
“It’s clear that she’s obsessed with vaginal issues. Someone should get her some help.” ~Ella Fox, USA Today Bestseller
“Holy shitballs this is raw to the point of eww.” ~Djenii Book, Awesome Reader
“Reading this book will give you haemorrhoids.” ~EL James, #1 NTY Bestseller
“Please take this garbage and shove it up the hole before it catches fire. Possibly the worst book ever.” ~Joy Fulcher, Amazon Best Selling Author
“Good God. Not again.” ~Tijan NYT Bestseller (who allows payments for friendship)
“Last book came with maxi pads. What's next? An industrial-sized tub of Vagisil?” ~Tina Reber, NYT Bestseller
“I think I'd rather read a bowl of alphabet soup Elle Jefferson Queen unicorn
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ... why did I agree to read this again?” ~Mary Elizabeth, Mother of Dragons
“Wait... what? Again? Does she own stock in those protective pads?” ~Nancee Cain, Amazing Author
“Hang on to your vagina (or mine), Debra Anastasia is writing another sick piece of shit? WHY????” ~Ana, Ana's Attic Book Blog
“Debra slapped me with her lady lips, pinned me down with her bosom, shoved my face against her hairy legs and threatened me to write this review...it's "great.” ~Meghan Quinn, Queen of the Obscene
“Takes an asshole to recognize a crap story.” ~Season Vining, Amazing Author
“I thought seeing the search results for 'Blue Waffle' was the most traumatic experience I'd ever suffered. But no. This book was far worse.” ~Cora Brent, NYT Bestseller
“This book had my anus puckering in fear!” ~Anne Mercier, Amazon Bestselling Author
“Debra broke the hole code! What happens in the hole is supposed to stay in the hole!” ~Rochelle Paige, Amazon Bestseller
“Are you kidding me? My eyes only just stopped bleeding from the last one!” Nicki Elson, Author of Romantic Things
“Have the brain bleach on standby!” Carol Oates, Amazon Minor Category Bestseller (but major talent!)
“Still no.” Jamie McGuire, #1 NYT Bestseller
"I was an innocent person, then Debra Anastasia happened." King Midian
"I thought Debra Anastasia was dead." Angie Lynch, CEO and President of Shameless Book Club
"So...has to be related to Fire in the Hole or should I say fart?!" ~Pepper Mint, Reader
“This book makes a case of genital warts seem like winning the lottery.” Helena Hunting, NYT Bestseller
"This is worse than Godfather III!" ~Daisy Prescott, USA Today Bestseller
“This book is unforgettable, unless you pay for a lobotomy and three rounds of shock therapy like I did.” ~Katherine Stevens, Amazing Author
"Debra Anastasia's work is consistent... consistently bad. Fire In The Hole might be the worst book ever published. Someone, please, please take her computer away." ~K.A. Robinson, NYT Bestseller
"Wait. I was supposed to READ this?!" ~Jillian, READ-LOVE-BLOG
“Debbie Macomber writes one hell of a story!" ~Vi Keeland, NYT Bestseller
"Our do not read list has one author: Debra Anastasia." ~The Rock Stars of Romance Book Blog
"This book was like an itch I couldn't scratch." ~Penelope Ward, NYT Bestseller
“Fire in the Hole is a grand piece of literary genius filled with lyrical prose and elegant writing. It is sure to be the next Great American Novel…ha ha ha, just kidding. The pages I tore out and used to clean my toilet bowl, however, made the porcelain sparkle, so there’s that.” ~Tara Sivec, USA Today Bestseller
“Seriously, Debra, enough with this bullshit. I had to see a therapist after reading the first book. I'm sending you the bill.” ~JM Darhower, USA Today Bestseller
“She's written another book? Guess we have more paper pages to use as TP if we run out....” ~Liv Morris, USA Today Bestseller
"I still haven't read this book." ~Aesta, Aestas Book Blog
“Debra's work is best read by a roaring fire. It's easier to burn the evidence.” ~CJ Roberts, NYT Bestseller
"Gaaaaaaaawd...Please. No more. Make it stop." ~LB Simmons, USA Today
"I caught something that made my vagina itch by chapter 5. Reader beware!" ~Robin Covington, Amazing Author
“It’s clear that she’s obsessed with vaginal issues. Someone should get her some help.” ~Ella Fox, USA Today Bestseller
“Holy shitballs this is raw to the point of eww.” ~Djenii Book, Awesome Reader
September 24, 2015
BOOK REVIEW: 5 CRAZY FUNNY FARTING STARS
This is how I see Duke in my mind.[/caption]
I was never more excited about a sequel than I was with Fire In The Hole . But why? Why would I want to torture myself (she said it herself, not me) with another crazy-weird book by the amazing Debra Anastasia? Because SHE IS THE QUEEN OF COMEDY BOOKS! Period! I love comedy, in TV shows and movies, and I never expected to read one book that could made me laugh so hard like Fire Down Below and when I knew there was going to be a sequel, I had to read it and it was more than I expected: I UTTERLY LOVED IT!
This book starts right where Fire Down Below ended: Dove is heartbroken after finding out that Johnson is going to attend a wedding with his ex-girlfriend, Beth and Duke is ready to help her heal her heart by inviting her to his cousin’s wedding. The odds of those two wedding to be in the same venue were only high in this book, of course, and that made this book even crazy. The fancy pants friends of Johnson’s and the farting-sausage-loving family of Duke’s combination was a total disaster, and poor Dove had to suffer of jealousy and lust and shame and lots of farting/pooping attacks *chuckles* POOR DOVE! And at the end, Dove had to make a decision about the love triangle with Duke - the farting neighbor- and Johnson - the sexy pharmacist- . To find out who she pick you have to read this hilarious book.
I laughed and yelled at this book as I was reading it. I was so angry at Dove at some point but I loved all her craziness. When I finished the first book I was #TeamDuke and I loved everything about him in this book, he was always the best friend Dove could have, even when she didn't want it. His persistence was his strongest ally, also as the little help of Mr. and Mrs. Anastasia and her experience as a “romance writer”. I have to say that Debra’s fictional version in this book has a very interesting, but weird, way to write “romance”. # ROFLMAO.
There were two side stories in this book: Shannon and her French King - BWAHAHAHAHAHAH - and Flower’s love for Duke and injured cats. I laughed so much with their POV’s.
I only have left to say: THANK YOU DEBRA ANASTASIA! For making me laugh out loud, for making fall in love with Duke, for writing the best heroes/antiheroes and most of all, for being always SO AWESOME!
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March 20, 2017
I have to say, this book was as ridiculous and far-fetched as the first book in this series, but I still found myself LOL on numerous occasions. It is in no way a "safe" read because the heroine does hook up with more then just the hero in this read. Then hero and heroines "friends" personalities were off the charts insane but once again I found them pretty entertaining.
I read this book at a time I was in the mood for something silly (but not the least bit serious) and this one certainly fit the bill.
I read this book at a time I was in the mood for something silly (but not the least bit serious) and this one certainly fit the bill.
September 25, 2015
I wasn't expecting this until December... I was thrilled it was ready early. Furthermore, I was impressed that book 2 was just as funny as book 1. Every now and then you need a book to be so funny you spew wine from your nose. Duke is such a sweet cluster fuck it's wonderful. How can you resist your stepbrother. LOL awesome!!!
September 24, 2015
I liked it for all the ridiculous that it was. A complete dig on romantic fiction that makes you think adult diapers are a good idea. So many LOL moments my children thought I was going cray-cray :) Not as good as the first only because french twat pissed me off but I found a soft spot for Duke and loved the wedding weekend.
November 5, 2015
LOVED THIS!!!!
I don't know where debra anastasia comes up with the witty remarks but I may have to use them through everyday life now, I laughed all the way through this book that I was crying with laughter and don't know how many times I crossed my legs to stop wetting myself it was that good, poor dove I don't know how she gets into these situations I thought I was the only one with that much bad luck, it nice to read about someone who is as bad as me.
I'm gonna miss this series I was soooooo happy a second book came out and now there is no more, hopefully in the future somewhere there will be gynazule 3 and I can't wait for it xx
I don't know where debra anastasia comes up with the witty remarks but I may have to use them through everyday life now, I laughed all the way through this book that I was crying with laughter and don't know how many times I crossed my legs to stop wetting myself it was that good, poor dove I don't know how she gets into these situations I thought I was the only one with that much bad luck, it nice to read about someone who is as bad as me.
I'm gonna miss this series I was soooooo happy a second book came out and now there is no more, hopefully in the future somewhere there will be gynazule 3 and I can't wait for it xx
November 5, 2015
Debra Anastasia does not follow the rules. I adore that about her. How can I get through not just one book filled with disgusting bodily functions humor and awkwardness, but two? I admit it's not normally my thing, but this book had me laughing until I had tears in my eyes. That's not enough to keep me reading, though. Under the potty jokes the story is about people, some of whom are disgusting and awkward. But they're people trying to figure out themselves and relationships, both friendly and romantic. It's about being real, or learning to be real, and figuring out what is important. I got all that from a book filled with fart and penis jokes? You bet.
January 2, 2016
OMG... no I did not crap my pants..I pee'd em.. wedding receptions to dropping balls to dick n boob moldings. wuv wuv wuv this series.
November 15, 2015
2.5star. I wanted to like it but sadly, I couldn't. Detailed review to come.
ARC was kindly provided by author in an exchange of an honest review.
ARC was kindly provided by author in an exchange of an honest review.
November 12, 2015
Summary:
Here’s what you, the brave reader, need to know. Fire Down Below has a sequel. I know; everyone’s super surprised that Amazon allowed me to keep the poop-your-pants book up all this time.
In Fire in the Hole, Dove’s sausage-loving neighbor has realized he’s wildly in love with her lurchingly awkward butt. Johnson is the pharmacist of her dreams until he tells her over Twitter—goddamnit—that he has plans with an ex-girlfriend.
Duke scrapes Dove off her apartment floor and takes her to his cousin’s wedding. As Pissboy and Cross-eyed Knockers tie the knot, Duke could just kick himself in the balls when he sees Johnson and Beth at the same venue driving Dove insane with jealousy.
Will Dove give up everything, even her self-esteem, to get Johnson’s johnson between her legs? Or will the scent of spiced meat inspire Dove to rip off Duke’s sausage-and-egg underwear forever?
Yup. I can publish this. No law against it… yet.
This was unbelievably hilarious!
It was a fucking disaster of inappropriate behavior, comments and thoughts.
I never laughed so much in my life!
I can see why all of the comments in the beginning of the story are there!
This is a crazy funny story about friends, neighbors, social media and societies fucked up view of classicism.
I can't even believe this is a sequel.
Who knows what is in Book one but, I'm sure I'm half way to six pack abs
after reading this.
Hell with P90x, Debra Anastasia will do it in a couple hours. I caught all her shot outs to her homies and I was truly entertained
and engaged in this psychotic comedy. There aren't many words to explain it.
Just #OneClickThatBitch
and find out WTF is so funny.
4BadAssDirtyPMSLStars
Fire in the Hole
Fire Down Below
Summary:
Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.
Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.
How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start.
Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription.
Anally.
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September 27, 2015
I loved Fire Down Below so I couldn't wait for this one but I was worried. Was she going to clean it up? Had she realized she had taken her writing too far? Would she seek redemption for the first one?
I'm so happy to say none of these things happened.
The saga continues when the underbelly of these characters are exposed and we find that sometimes being a man means not holding anything back, letting go when he should, chivalry comes in all forms and learn the true meaning of love and empathy.
With all their strange idiosyncrasies, this author made all these characters loveable and when peeking inside their hearts, I found myself cheering all of them on.
I applaud this author's writing and I hope she isn't done with this series because when the fart blanket is pulled back, there's a pretty sweet love story underneath.
So if I have any advice for the reader, dislodge any visible sticks protruding out of your body, turn off the part of your brain that checks off the do's and don'ts, take a fun ride and enjoy every minute of it.
Highly recommend
I'm so happy to say none of these things happened.
The saga continues when the underbelly of these characters are exposed and we find that sometimes being a man means not holding anything back, letting go when he should, chivalry comes in all forms and learn the true meaning of love and empathy.
With all their strange idiosyncrasies, this author made all these characters loveable and when peeking inside their hearts, I found myself cheering all of them on.
I applaud this author's writing and I hope she isn't done with this series because when the fart blanket is pulled back, there's a pretty sweet love story underneath.
So if I have any advice for the reader, dislodge any visible sticks protruding out of your body, turn off the part of your brain that checks off the do's and don'ts, take a fun ride and enjoy every minute of it.
Highly recommend
September 21, 2015
Debra, I want my $2.00! (Or however much money it is for a box of tissue!) I have now laughed so hard I cried my way through another box of issue and another one of your disturbingly wonderfully original works. You are a sick, sick individual, and the world is a better is place because you are in it.
October 4, 2015
Debra's done it again. Brought back all the ridiculousness of Dove, Duke, Johnson and the gang, and I loved every minute of it. If you like to laugh out loud, this is the book for you! Duke is my sausage scented hero.
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November 5, 2015
NEVER wanted to see Duke and Dove together, so there you have it. No good. Not at all. I'm stumped as the whole thing is ruined for me. -_- ... and God that last chapter! *shudders*
November 27, 2015
NO COMMENT ☺ LOL
August 17, 2018
I love how the story continues and especially the way it ends. Still laughing. Glad I got to meet this Author.
April 26, 2016
A huge chunk of the book takes place away from the craziest apartment building ever, so we see less of the Anastasia's and Steve the Cat, who are a riot but they have some moments at the end. Shannon and Preston, the half-French manager-in-training are off to conquer Epcot France, his homeland. It's completely ludicrous but will have you laughing your ass off. Flower is on a mission to make Duke realize they're perfect for each other.
Which leads us to our loveable but crazy threesome - Dove, Duke, and Johnson who are off to attend two separate weddings at the same venue (there are 4 total so lots of wedding hijinks ensue). We get to meet a whole family of Dukes who are funny including his sleep-disorder sister who features in a crazy moment with flamethrowers, swords, and fuzzy puppets.
Its still dirty with lots of fart jokes, some stress IBS, lots of language, earless cats, and stepbrother sex. But if you need a good laugh between angsty reads this is perfect. I would love to see more from this series as Duke becomes an entrepreneur, Flower has a whole new outlook, and King Preston and Queen Shannon reign. You know this building has more "colorful" dwellers in it!
Which leads us to our loveable but crazy threesome - Dove, Duke, and Johnson who are off to attend two separate weddings at the same venue (there are 4 total so lots of wedding hijinks ensue). We get to meet a whole family of Dukes who are funny including his sleep-disorder sister who features in a crazy moment with flamethrowers, swords, and fuzzy puppets.
Its still dirty with lots of fart jokes, some stress IBS, lots of language, earless cats, and stepbrother sex. But if you need a good laugh between angsty reads this is perfect. I would love to see more from this series as Duke becomes an entrepreneur, Flower has a whole new outlook, and King Preston and Queen Shannon reign. You know this building has more "colorful" dwellers in it!
January 21, 2016
Well if you enjoy raunchy jokes about farting, pooping or body parts, you will enjoy this book. This story is a continuation of Fire Down Below.
Dove Glitch has finally hooked up with Johnson Fitzwell, the pharmacist and Duke is not too happy about it. Duke overhears them having sex and is appalled. Of course, Dove's happy moment doesn't last long with Beth, Johnson's ex lurking in the background.
This story is just too far out there to not be funny. I loved the time at the weddings....many laugh out loud moments. I really loved how Duke kept helping Dove out even though he knew she wants to be with Johnson. Of course all of the other characters from the first book were back. Shannon and Preston's story was pretty whacked! Loved the Big Peter scene! Flower was still as weird as ever...and Debra Anastasia and her husband rounded out the group of misfits!
I really enjoyed the way this story ended....great happy ending. If you are looking for a book that is just plain crazy and will make you laugh out loud, give this one a try!
Dove Glitch has finally hooked up with Johnson Fitzwell, the pharmacist and Duke is not too happy about it. Duke overhears them having sex and is appalled. Of course, Dove's happy moment doesn't last long with Beth, Johnson's ex lurking in the background.
This story is just too far out there to not be funny. I loved the time at the weddings....many laugh out loud moments. I really loved how Duke kept helping Dove out even though he knew she wants to be with Johnson. Of course all of the other characters from the first book were back. Shannon and Preston's story was pretty whacked! Loved the Big Peter scene! Flower was still as weird as ever...and Debra Anastasia and her husband rounded out the group of misfits!
I really enjoyed the way this story ended....great happy ending. If you are looking for a book that is just plain crazy and will make you laugh out loud, give this one a try!
November 16, 2015
**I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads.**
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I am like a twelve year old boy when it comes to dick humor. I find inappropriateness in most normal conversations. Fire in the Hole was hilarious. If you don't have a sense of humor or are offended easily, please do yourself a favor and don't read this. You'll be disgusted and quite offended. If you are like me and love a good dick joke or just in need of a good laugh. Please pick this one up. It's well worth the read.
Debra Anastasia has done it again with this one. A love story surrounded by hilarity, a perfect combination! You never know what to expect from Ms. Anastasia, I love that she keeps you on your toes. Never a dull moment in a book with her name on it.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I am like a twelve year old boy when it comes to dick humor. I find inappropriateness in most normal conversations. Fire in the Hole was hilarious. If you don't have a sense of humor or are offended easily, please do yourself a favor and don't read this. You'll be disgusted and quite offended. If you are like me and love a good dick joke or just in need of a good laugh. Please pick this one up. It's well worth the read.
Debra Anastasia has done it again with this one. A love story surrounded by hilarity, a perfect combination! You never know what to expect from Ms. Anastasia, I love that she keeps you on your toes. Never a dull moment in a book with her name on it.
January 3, 2016
Well those quirky characters we died laughing at are back, with a vengeance but this time, things are a bit more complicated but still just as funny.
Duke realizes that he is head over heels in love with Dove but she can’t see past her want for Johnson who has recently broken her heart to attend a wedding with his ex-girlfriend.
Duke sees this as a perfect opportunity to sweet in and save the day and hopefully capture Dove’s heart in the process. Ladies, be prepared for a hilarious ride. Will you be Team Johnson or Team Duke?
Let’s just say… things don’t go according to plan and this leaves for some pretty hilarious party crashing, water spitting and pant peeing moments that will have your stomach aching with a side of being a little grossed out and thoughts that will have you saying “WTF” or “That did not just fucking happen!”
Such a crazy, wild and very entertaining read.
Duke realizes that he is head over heels in love with Dove but she can’t see past her want for Johnson who has recently broken her heart to attend a wedding with his ex-girlfriend.
Duke sees this as a perfect opportunity to sweet in and save the day and hopefully capture Dove’s heart in the process. Ladies, be prepared for a hilarious ride. Will you be Team Johnson or Team Duke?
Let’s just say… things don’t go according to plan and this leaves for some pretty hilarious party crashing, water spitting and pant peeing moments that will have your stomach aching with a side of being a little grossed out and thoughts that will have you saying “WTF” or “That did not just fucking happen!”
Such a crazy, wild and very entertaining read.
September 28, 2015
If you're not laughing, I just don't know what to tell you. This book is funny. Over-the-top, are-you-fucking-kidding-me ridiculous, and laughed out loud so many times I lost count. I also screeched, "OH MY GOD," several times and I think I may have threatened the main character's life once or twice, but my point is...
If you can't stop and laugh, then you're missing out on the whole book. The characters are wild and insane. Yup. Just this much past normal. But really, who isn't? Who doesn't have that one friend who talks too loud? Or the guy who'll do anything or say anything if you dare him? That chick with no verbal filter whatsoever? I know I do.
The story is crazy in places, silly in others, but ultimately it's a love story where the guy gets his girl. No one said either of them was perfect. :) But they're a lot of fun to spend some time with.
If you can't stop and laugh, then you're missing out on the whole book. The characters are wild and insane. Yup. Just this much past normal. But really, who isn't? Who doesn't have that one friend who talks too loud? Or the guy who'll do anything or say anything if you dare him? That chick with no verbal filter whatsoever? I know I do.
The story is crazy in places, silly in others, but ultimately it's a love story where the guy gets his girl. No one said either of them was perfect. :) But they're a lot of fun to spend some time with.
September 28, 2015
Oh my effin heart. So funny. I don't know how the hell she comes up with the things she writes but I hope she never stops. This book is equally as hilarious as the first. There is burping, farting and laughter.
We know from the last book that duke cares deeply for dove and dove is into Johnson. But she's under the impression. That Johnson is on a date with his evil ex. That's where this book picks up. Duke comes clean with dove of his feelings for her and dove has to make a d we vision. You will love duke so much more because his feelings for dove are true and beautiful. He puts her first and respects her above all. Your heart will break, your heart will soar. You want to slap dove, hold dove and cheer dove.
Mostly you'll laugh at there antics and there way of dealing.
We know from the last book that duke cares deeply for dove and dove is into Johnson. But she's under the impression. That Johnson is on a date with his evil ex. That's where this book picks up. Duke comes clean with dove of his feelings for her and dove has to make a d we vision. You will love duke so much more because his feelings for dove are true and beautiful. He puts her first and respects her above all. Your heart will break, your heart will soar. You want to slap dove, hold dove and cheer dove.
Mostly you'll laugh at there antics and there way of dealing.
September 26, 2015
An Unfortunate 5 STARS!
This is an experiment in flatulance and meat sticks! Your face will scrunch up while reading, which will cause wrinkles and you really will never be the same again.
It is positively horrible with the strangest cast of characters, though if you have read the first book, you are all too familiar with these people.
I say this is atrocious but it yet I gave it 5 STARS, why you ask? Because it is something that every reader should experience at least once! I am not sure anyone could ever read it twice. :)
Wedding from hell, strange inventions, lots of slim jims, gas, tears, and one kinda hot, kinda built, strangely attractive neighbor.
I made it through and the experience is necessary. Now I will go read something that doesn't make me form new wrinkles!
This is an experiment in flatulance and meat sticks! Your face will scrunch up while reading, which will cause wrinkles and you really will never be the same again.
It is positively horrible with the strangest cast of characters, though if you have read the first book, you are all too familiar with these people.
I say this is atrocious but it yet I gave it 5 STARS, why you ask? Because it is something that every reader should experience at least once! I am not sure anyone could ever read it twice. :)
Wedding from hell, strange inventions, lots of slim jims, gas, tears, and one kinda hot, kinda built, strangely attractive neighbor.
I made it through and the experience is necessary. Now I will go read something that doesn't make me form new wrinkles!
September 27, 2015
Well what can I say about Fire In The Hole?
It's not your average run of the mill sequel.
The sharts and farts are now joined by more texts , sex and even more strange behavior.
Weddings ,beddings, nightmares, burning mascots, bridezillas, and more Duke look alike than you can shake a slim jim at.
Have plenty of sanitizer on hand , wet ones and possibly some depends or poise too. The gross and disgusting become endearing .If you are not faint of heart.
** Warning, always remember to read the package and instructions before using plaster of any kind**
I recommend this glorious 5farting stars book by Debra Anastasia to all .
It's not your average run of the mill sequel.
The sharts and farts are now joined by more texts , sex and even more strange behavior.
Weddings ,beddings, nightmares, burning mascots, bridezillas, and more Duke look alike than you can shake a slim jim at.
Have plenty of sanitizer on hand , wet ones and possibly some depends or poise too. The gross and disgusting become endearing .If you are not faint of heart.
** Warning, always remember to read the package and instructions before using plaster of any kind**
I recommend this glorious 5farting stars book by Debra Anastasia to all .
October 1, 2015
Be still my beating heart. Ms. Anastasia totally brought the hilarity with book 2. I think it was a tall order because FDB was so freaking hilarious. I was truly doubting her mad skills to pull off the second book. Oh boy did she ever.
I laughed just as hard as FDB. I will never look at plaster the same again!!!
I really loved how the background characters were given their own small stories within the story of Dove, Johnson & Duke. Loved 10 word Flower with her new cat TBiS and in the end she is a beautiful flower. Shannon & Preston were awesome. Nothing like running across a highway in your black wedding dress to get to your man!!!
Loved every shart filled sentence of this book :)
I laughed just as hard as FDB. I will never look at plaster the same again!!!
I really loved how the background characters were given their own small stories within the story of Dove, Johnson & Duke. Loved 10 word Flower with her new cat TBiS and in the end she is a beautiful flower. Shannon & Preston were awesome. Nothing like running across a highway in your black wedding dress to get to your man!!!
Loved every shart filled sentence of this book :)
September 29, 2015
This book is so fucking weird. Just wow. But it had me laughing so hard, I would have coughing fits. This shit Debra comes up with is just out of this world.
Dove is crazy about Mr Perfect, Johnson. But she has the weirdest habits.... stills. And even after Mr Perfect screws her over, she is still head over heels.
Duke, the king of slim Jim dick, is in love with her. The weirdest, grossest (if that's even a word), human I've ever read. But, through all that, I feel in love. He does the craziest shit to make Dove happy.
Do not read in public. Read in private.
Dove is crazy about Mr Perfect, Johnson. But she has the weirdest habits.... stills. And even after Mr Perfect screws her over, she is still head over heels.
Duke, the king of slim Jim dick, is in love with her. The weirdest, grossest (if that's even a word), human I've ever read. But, through all that, I feel in love. He does the craziest shit to make Dove happy.
Do not read in public. Read in private.
October 1, 2015
I want to personally thank Debra for all the laughs, snorts and funny stares from everyone that witnessed me doing while reading this book at my daughters taekwondo class. This book was just as good, maybe even better than the first. Dove and Duke and the rest of the neighbors are just as crazy and lovable. Mainly crazy. I mean wow with Shannon and Flower, even being the nut jobs they are, I loved getting more of them. Duke, Duke, Duke...my meat loving guy only made me love him more. Dove was just as awkward and endearing. I am happy she got her HEA!!
December 27, 2015
So I had to read this straight after book 1. The cliffhanger was a humdinger!!! The second book was actually really emotive which I was expecting even though I am some what traumatised with some of the lines I've been subjected to, that I can never un-read!
This author always writes good males into her books. I absolutely loved Duke and his farts and his penis antics.
If you want a book that you can never possibly guess the plotline to and you need to laugh out loud. This is the one for you!
This author always writes good males into her books. I absolutely loved Duke and his farts and his penis antics.
If you want a book that you can never possibly guess the plotline to and you need to laugh out loud. This is the one for you!
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